HOYTS HAPPNENS

HOYTS COMMIN SOON MANN!

LOK UP YER DOTTERS N HYDE YER BEERS!

HAY MAN HOYT HEERRE. EYE DONT MUCH NO WHY I BEEN VITED TWO COM POST HERE ON THEE PAGIE BOUT BERES EETIN PEEPHOLES BUTT WHO KARES CUZ HOYTS HERE 2 STYA!HEREZ WHUT U NEED 2 NO BOUT HOYT IS THIS:: I LOV TESLA N HUNTIN LOTZ LOL CUS AINT NUTHIN BETTER THAN SHOTIN DEERS LOL AN GIRLS HOYT LOVES DA LADES. MY FAVS MOOVYS IS SMOKEY AN THE BADIT AN CADDDYSHAK. PBRS THE BSET BEER EVER.MOSTLY EYEM JUS GONNA BE POSIN ONN MY HOYT HAPPNENS PAIG BUT I WANTD 2 LETT U NO I WUS HEER MAN

THE MORAL OFF THE STORIE IS THAT DONT NEVR TRI TO PAINTED A TREEE WITH MAYNAYSE CUZ ITLL SMEL BADD.

RASSSSLIN!

I GOTZ TA TEL U GUYZ SOMTHIN, TWODAYS THE BES DAY IN THEE WORLD EVER CUZ NOTT ONLYS THER A NESCAR RASE UP AT MARTINSVILLL, BUT MAN THRES ALSOO THE RASSLEMANNIA TONITE!! THEE ONL ONLY WAY 2DAY WONT BE AWWSUM IS IF THAT HOMMO TONY RANBOW STUWART WINS…..GO JOONER! NUMBER 88!! I DRANK MEWTON DEW NOW TOO CUZ DALE DRINKS IT FER HIS RACIN. AN MAN I LOV JON CENA, U CANT SEE ME MAN! GIME A HELL YEA! HELL YEEA! LOL! STONE CLOD STNE COLD!! STUNNNER! I EWSED TO RELL LIKE JAKE DA SNAKK ROBBINS CUZ HE WAS A TUF SOMBITCH LIKE HOYT IS. LOL. IM GON GO TO HOOTRS AND WATCH THE WRESSLIN AND MAYBEE SCOPE OUT SUM HOTTEYS HOYT MITE BE WANTIN TO GIV A TOUR OF HISS DUBBLE WIDE TO L8R TONITE IF U NO WUT IM SAYIN. BUT NEWAY IM GONA GO TO HOOTERS AN DRINKK A HOYTWISER AN MAYBEE OOPN A CAN OF GUD OL FASHEND TEXAS WOOP ASS ON SUM BUFFLO WANGS AN ROOT JON CENA ON TO VIKTRY OVER TRPPLE H AND RANNY ORTEN.  LAST WEK I WUZ OUT FISHEN AN I COT A RELLY BIG BASS AN ATE IT. MOREL OF THEE STORI IS THET TAPE AINT STICKYY NO MOR ONCE U USE ITT TO CLEN MUD OFF A MOOCOW