I can tell you one thing, I don’t regret leaving Georgia. Here are some perks of getting out of the Dirty South. First off….there’s none of this:

..there’s none of these ignoramus’:

…and if theres none of those guys, then there’s definitely none of these things:

..also, there’s none of these jerk asshole wannabe’s:

..and none of this crap:

Lets face it guys, no one likes a redneck unless you’re unfortunate enough to be one, and no one likes their ridiculously obnoxious fucking trucks. Another thing few of us like is arrogant black thug wannabes that think they belong in the Bronx or some shit and have to treat white people like bugs on the pavement, hate ‘em. Don’t mind black people at all, can’t stand arrogant black assholes. Few wannabes here in PHX. Also, no Spaghetti Junction, no 285/85/75/20 gayness. Here its the 10 that goes through PHX and the 101 that goes around PHX…and it’s never congested, oh yeah, they’re new, and clean.

Some things I enjoy over here are:

..there’s also my chip stack at the local casino:

..aaaand I like my WalMart grocery backroom to look like this:

In conclusion I hate Atlanta, and I hate Georgia, it sucks. I like Arizona a lot, the atmosphere the people, the housing, the neighborhoods, the roads, the palm trees, sure…the 116 degree heat sucks, but without the humidity you get in GA, its in no way worse than the sticky weather you get out east. There is one thing that sucks about being here though:

..being so far away from my brother Cody, James, Jeanna, and the Bear himself BK Krutzky.

So let’s say you own a website and you have a collection of people who are technically supposed to contribute to said website but rarely actually do..what course of action is there to take? Ignore their shortcomings and forge ahead you say? Done and done. Well almost.
I don’t know how many people really pay attention to this site on any kind of regular basis aside from me and some people that are supposed to be posting, annnd I’m sure I won’t get any takers anyway, BUT if anyone reading this would like a place to talk about well, anything, I’d love to have you do that here. I need fresh blood dammit.

So this is the new single from the new album by former koRn guitarist-turned wacky religious loony toon known to the world as ‘Head’.  Lyrical brilliance is running wild here, so please pay attention to that if you’re in the mood for a chuckle. I continue to be astonished by the nonsense record labels insist on marketing and releasing. Ah well.
Oh hey, let me know if you happen to notice an similarities between this music and that other band he used to be in.

I dunno if any of you dudes have seen this on the news or whatever, but they’re building a freakin’ shape-shifting building over there in Dubai. Boy they sure have some huge money over there.

from CNN.com -

“The 80-story Dynamic Tower, described as the “world’s first building in motion,” will also be the first skyscraper constructed from prefabricated units, according to a press statement released by New York-based architect David Fisher’s Dynamic Group.

Each floor would be capable of rotating independently, powered by wind turbines fitted between each floor.

“You can adjust the shape the way you like every given moment,” Fisher said. “It’s not a piece of architecture somebody designed today and that’s it. It remains forever. It’s designed by life, shaped by time.”

Apartments will sell for about $3,000 per square foot, making each unit range in price from about $4 million to $40 million. Work on the tower is to be completed by 2010, according to Dynamic’s Web site.”

…… wow.

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Next up for Rob Zombie after his badass Halloween remake is this surefire classic..Tyrannosaurus Rex!I Along with the obvious 1970’s vibe, rumor is this movie’s gonna be about a small-time pro wrestler (named T-Rex) who happens to be on the run from a crazy ass biker gang. Personally, I can’t effing wait.

After years and yeaaaaaars and years of waiting, the record the world has been waiting for has surfaced!! ..well a bit of it has at least. No, the braided wonder hasn’t yet decided to come out from whatever rock he’s been hanging out under to actually release it and get us all our free Dr. Pepper, but sommmmeone in his little camp leaked 9 tracks from the ever elusive disc to the internet the other day and boy howdy has it caused quite a stir. Reactions have been pretty mixed thusfar from what I can tell, with some GnR loyalists loving every last drop of audio goodness..but for the rest of us objective folks with ears, the story is a bit different. I loooove Guns as much as the next dude for the classic work back in the 80s/90s, but after listening to this new material, the main thought that comes to mind is..’THIS is what you’ve been working on for 15 years…?’ Sure, there are traces of what made us all love GnR so much hidden in this music, but unfortunately that’s all they are - traces. Nothing is really the same. Vocally, he can’t really do it anymore it seems, and without Slash & crew, why even bother calling themselves Guns n Roses? All of these songs are really unimpressive and underwhelming, most of them sounding like they should be b-sides at the very most and heck, maybe they will be, we don’t know. Buuuut with the way Axl has sent out the lawyers, I think it’s safe to say this is the real thing. If you wanna hear this stuff for yourself, just search around out there in blogland a little bit, you can probably find what you’re looking for..just be prepared to be disappointed.
Such a shame too. Ah well.

Ok so it’s summer, and thaaaat means it’s time for lots of ice cream and other frozen yumyums. I’m generally really lame about what I eat and I try to keep things pretty healthy-ish, so I just wanted to give some props to stuff that’s delicious in the best way I knew how..through haikus.
First off….Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sammiches.

Skinny Cow Ice Cream
Many Flavors So Tasty
And Low In Fat Too!

Oh Hi, Pudding Pop
Bill Cosby Likes To Eat You
So Too Does Brandon

No Other Chain Good
Not Like You Carvel, Oh No
I Love Your Sprinkles

LOL you guys just got effing pwned. Way to carry that team Kobe, you managed to single-handedly destroy your legacy in one 6 game series. Generally speaking, I thiiink that the star player of a team..and a man that half of the planet wanted to put in the same category as Michael Jordan..is actually supposed to show up in a key situation such as, oh I don’t know, a championship series? Fuck you Kobe, you get what you deserve. .

Hopefully our Boston correspondent will have first hand pictures of the rioting that will surely take place. I told her she needed to at least set a car on fire or something to celebrate. I know I sure would. When in Rome, right?

I haven’t posted in a few days, sooo in the mean time, enjoy this awful amazing song and the faces he makes. bye!

so they’ve been kinda building this up over the past week on the mission metallica website. death magnetic. is it the album title? the first single? both? who knows. i assume it’s the album though. my initial feelings were ‘..uhhh..’, but being the huge ‘tallica fan i am, i have come around to ‘ok, cool’. all the music clips they’re posted lately seem pretty rockin. i can’t wait for the first single!