The Fog

I know, this list is turning into a Carpenter-a-thon, but I can’t help he has a slew of kickass films under his belt. This one stars Jamie Lee Curtis once again and here’s the gist of things…100 years ago, a town is to be established as a leper colony for a rich dude and his [...]

Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch

Once the initial tale of Michael Myers was told in the first two movies in the Halloween series, everyone for some reason decided that it was a cool idea to use the Halloween franchise to tell multiple stories, as opposed to having it be Myers-specific. Thus Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was born. A [...]

Sleepaway Camp

Oh the early 80’s, what a glorious time for horror you were..and a bad time to go to camp apparently. Released during the slasher film boom that seemed to follow John Carpenter’s almighty Halloween, Sleepaway Camp is a cute little story about a girl named Angela *whose father and brother tragically die in a boating [...]

Lost Highway

Alright, so this isn’t really horror at all, but it’s weird as hell, so it sorta fits the mold..and it’s my website, so I don’t really care what anyone thinks.  I was going to talk about Mulholland Drive, and I still might, but this came first and is creepier, so this got the win today. [...]

Playoff Baseball

I’ve never been a big fan of American League baseball, mainly because they have a lot of dumb teams and the DH is retarded, but I’ve gotta say I have really enjoyed watching the Rays kick ass and take names this post season. Watching them beat up on the Red Sox has been a thing [...]

just for shits and giggles..

i give you the alien thing i made mention to in the thing post, this is from the ‘federation of light’, as dictated to some australian medium named blossom goodchild. google her name or october 14 aliens and get immersed in the nonsense.
it’d be funny if this were just some video game viral campaign or [...]

The Thing

With today being October 14 and the day that the aliens were supposed to be showing up here on Earth and all, I figured I’d talk about an alien movie. Ok so say you’re an American scientist up in the arctic parts of the world and there’s this chopper full of Norweeeegians who are flyin [...]

American Psycho

Patrick Bateman is your everday Wall Street investment banker. He likes the finer things in life, he goes to the only the highest-class clubs and restaurants, lives in a posh pad, he loves Huey Lewis, and by night he kills a shit-ton of people in some pretty gruesome ways. American Psycho, while it might not [...]

A Humble Request

This is a thousand bucks, but if someone bought this for me, I’d be much obliged. It’s pretty much the most awesome costume of ALL time.

They Live

Ahhh, John Carpenter’s They Live. Shitty movies don’t get much more awesome than this. This thing stars former pro wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper as a drifter who stumbles upon this big conspiracy involving these aliens who control the world and who are doing so by subliminally sending messages like ’stay asleep’ and ’submit to authority’ [...]