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Stache Of The Day: Jared Leto (as Steve Prefontaine)

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Before I was that lame blonde guy in Fight Club, before any of you had ever EVER heard of 30 Seconds To Mars, and before I had that godawful hair in Jodie Foster’s Panic Room, I played this long distance runner guy, Steve Prefontaine. Yeah the movie was pretty good and the story of him is both interesting annnd tragic, but look at my pretty little mustache I grew for the role! It goes so well with my longish hair flowing in the wind! I look so glorious! Did you guys know I’m 36? GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE CHAPTER 27 IN LIMITED RELEASE NOW IT’S ABOUT THE GUY WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON AND I GAINED 70 POUNDS FOR THE ROLE AND THEN I LOST IT AGAIN SO I COULD LOOK SEXY ONCE MORE AND GO LISTEN TO MY BAND AND WATCH MY SELF INDULGENT MUSIC VIDEOS!!

2 Responses

  1. oh my i would pay for that 5 cent mustache ride any day. jared leto is the sex.

  2. hahah ooooo

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