Stache Of The Day: Yanni!

Hello all. I am Yanni. I have glorious mustache and I make glorious music. I am very famous and very talented at conducting and creating new age masterpieces. Middle aged American people really loved me back in 1990s because of my long, flowing Greek hair and my PBS Live at the Acropolis special. Brandon, ruler of this blog, loves my music also, so I thank him for opportunity to post here during mustache month of May. My mustache is very important to me and is source of my music power. I found there to be large growth in piano skill when fullness of my mustache increased, so I would literally not be where I am today without it. So I just want to tell all of readers to follow your dreams and grow the best mustache you can possibly grow this month. Who knows? You might become famous musician like me. But beware of pesky girlfriends who hold you back from greatness, they are real bother. But I find that if you beat them a little bit, they might file charge but they will also shut up too.  Goodbye, and happy Maystaching!