Maystache Day1: The Beginning

First, I would like to think Keith Hernandez for taking time out of his busy schedule to introduce one the most EPIC events to happen here at BEP. I would also like to think Mr. Brandon for thinking up this genius idea. And while we’re thanking people, I would ALSO like to thank myself for telling Brandon his idea was excellent.

Just in case you were confused, Maystache Maynia is a celebration of all things ‘stache’. We would like to take this month, and we hope you all do too, to fully appreciate one of God’s most awesome genetic gifts to man, the ability to grow a mustache.

During the course of this month, not only will we have loads and loads of Mustache content, we also are having a ‘marathon’ if you will. Basically, Brandon and I have decided that we would both use this celebration as an attempt to FULLY enjoy the benefits of a ‘stache. Therefore, as of today, we (or at least Me) will be starting to grow a mustache.

Here is the picture of Day 1 (excuse the herpes… ok its not really herpes… my skin is just waaay sensitive)

I’m not going to lie. I am very exciting and VERY nervous at what the outcome will be on May 31. Worst-case scenario? I’ll end up looking like a gay child molester. Best-case scenario? I’ll just look gay, Or maybe like Tom Selleck. That’d be awesome

Anyways, I hope all you guys enjoy it. Maystache Maynia is here!!! Feel Free to join the festivities!

BTW: Just in case you guys were wondering… YES! We do have an official theme song to Maystache Maynia!…

Bebop/Drop - Hall & Oates