More Things…That Suck

Boy this has turned into some really solid filler content hasn’t it?

we begin today with san francisco giants pitcher barry zito, shown above displaying how many home runs he allowed in his last start. dude was the man out in oakland, but got paid huge dollars to go play for the lamest team in the national league and has sucked it the fuck up ever since. plus he just looks like a douche.

Sorry to throw more sports at you, but it’s my website, so fuck your opinions. I’ve gotta be honest, I couldn’t really give two shits about the NBA. In fact, I care more about who wins the Stanley Cup than I do about anything that happens in the NBA, and those who know me know just how much I follow hockey…(insert cricket sounder here). But when a conference is bad enough that the hapless, helpless, and hopeless Atlanta Hawks make the playoffs following a brilliant 37-45 season, someone HAS to say something. The East is sorta like the Will Ferrell filmography. There are one or two teams that are pretty good, and the rest, well, they downright suck. And if you’re like me and not really into fart jokes and nut shots, you’re better off just watching baseball.

cover your ears and hide your hair gel. atreyu is what happens when little emo kids stop acting sad and start acting maddddd. i shouldn’t talk much shit about them though, because when my girlfriend broke up with me, they’re the only band that i found to really express how pissed off i was for me. through their metal mastery and slaying breakdowns and harmonic vocals, they touched my heart and now i have a new girlfriend and i even got a b on my last algebra test.

if i can get somewhat serrrrious here for a minute…ohhh uber-conservative talk show hosts, how i love thee. michael savage and bill o’reilly. i’d throw in sean hannity too, but the page might shut due down due to ego-overload. these two smug bastards are the epitome of what’s wrong with the country today. fuckers like this influencing the thoughts and ideas of republican lapdogs across this fair country. some of the opinions these guys get away with voicing on the airwaves are seriously the most ridiculous things i’ve EVER heard. bill has his ‘loony left’ and savage wrote a book called ‘liberalism is a mental disorder’, but i really think both of these dudes are out of their fucking minds.