Early Morning Rants

1. Why the heck was Eight Crazy Nights on Comedy Central tonight? It’s April, not December. I’m not going to go all Nazi and say Holiday films have no place but the holidays; but COME ON! At least wait till July, then we could have Hanukkah in July.

2. Why the heck does my phone decide to exert all its remaining power to tell me its Battery is LOW?!?!? Seriously, I appreciate the plea for moar power; but CONSERVE! Sweet Bajesus. Don’t use that last ounce of power to beep and tell me that your battery is low and you’re about to turn off.  You may not be able to act as my phone, but your my watch TOO! I needs the time!

3. And F U blogtv. Your new layout/code/’season’ is homo. I miss my mini browser!