Guys! I’ve got some sad news. I’m packing up the family truckster and going out to arizona for a few days with fellow blogger Fool Of Gold. I know you’re super worried about what will happen with your favorite blog on the interweb while i’m away. WELL, our own Matt will be posting more frequently giving you all the best Maystache and regular BEP info he possibly can. If you guys get lucky and i can get to a computer, I might share some pix from the road! What Fun! Either way, I’ll be back in full force by Thursday or Friday of next week, so keep that Maystache Pride in full effect!
The Soul Patch.
No, not necessarily Howie Mandel..this time. He gave us Bobby’s World after all. Anyway.
Clearly the lamest of all facial hair options, the soul patch, as a stand alone feature, is flat out retarded. It just makes you look like a total tool. Grow a beard, grow a mustache, grow a goatee even though those stopped being cool 10 years ago for anyone but jazz club musicians wearing lame berets while playing the stand up bass. Grow anything else. Heck, you can even keep your soul patch with your new facial accessories, just DO NOT solely rock the patch. You’ll thank me later.
Disposable Razors.
Does anyone actually use these stupid things anymore? I mean, I remember when I was younger and used them a lot, but I was so naive. They always leave you with cuts that hurt for days. This is 2008 my man, move up to the real deal, the electric razor thingy. That’s how I roll. The very thought of using this prehistoric device ever again makes me cringe with fear and disgust. I know you feel the same way.
Orlando Bloom.
Props for sportin’ some sort of mustache, but just…cmon.
I know you guys have all tasted my addictive and delicious chips, but I bet you never really paid all that much attention to me. Well bitches, here I am. I’m the star of this brand, whether the company likes it or not. Pringles would not be the brand they are today without me, that’s for damn sure. Heck, they even used my name for the chips!! But let’s get back to the meat and potatoes of this post. I am Mr. Pringle and I have a badass maystache. Look at that shit! It’s so great because when I eat my tasty chips, I get chip residue in my stache and then I get to relive the flavors for the rest of the day. Awesome!!
In life, there are some things that you just can’t help but strive for. When I began my Maystache crusade, I had nothing but support from well-wishers worldwide..with the exception of one person. This young lass is named Shannon, and she has been one of our main Maystache detractors. With her husband already knee deep in the Maystache game, she vowed she would never support or take part in this event at all. But, as time passed, she weakened. First, I got a picture of her child with a stache. Then came her bffs. She was bound to come around eventually, it was just a matter of time. No person is so strong that they can stand up to such insane amounts of peer pressure! My patience proved to be happily rewarded last night when the once reluctant gal donned a Maystache of glorious proportions and sent in a photo to her favorite blog website. Thanks Shan, and see, that wasn’t so hard was it?
I think it’s really awesome how the Maynia is really taking the female world by storm. All day long, girls come up to me and ask me how they can get their lovely faces up on my blog and I simply tell them that it’s all about the stache. Keep that in mind, girls. This could be you! Our second lady today is Jeanna. Look at the confidence in her face! That’s what a mustache can do, my man. She is definitely a girl who can appreciate a finely crafted mustache, but I hear that she’s married to a guy who can’t grow one! Too bad!
Hey Iris, what’s up? That’s a snazzy little mustache you’ve got there. Boy I wish I could grow one like that. It seems to be the perfect stache for doing all sorts of wonderful things..like solving mysteries. Or..um..smoking a pipe while trying to solve a..mystery. Either way, it’s a bombass stache, and we here at BEP salute you for your stachitude, Iris!
Meet Danni. She’s one of our loyal California BEP readers who was simply aching to get involved with our huge Maystache spectacular. Actually, she sent me this a few days ago, but I’ve been out and about spreading the Maystache goodwill around my hometown this weekend, so this is my first chance to get it up. Better late than never though, right?? Right!! But guys, check this. I have it on good authority that one of her friends, her very best friends..and possibly the wife of our own fool of gold, will be providing a Maystache picture very soon as well. This is so very exciting! The family that Mays(taches) together stays together!!
We’re taking a slight break from the maynia to show you this little trailer for the new Metallica website/record whatever thing they’re doing that starts tomorrow. It already sounds more badass than st. gaynger was, even with that SUICIDEEE IVE ALREADY DIEED thing. WOO! METALLICA!
I’m a bit of a fan.
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HOYT
